Havoc

Lagu #havoc menjadi inspirasiku
Musik kini bukan macam dulu-dulu
Aku masih ingat lagu 'Kau Ilhamku'
This tajuk berry the powderful.

'I lick your lips, you lick my ice cream cone.'
Terdengar cebisan iPhone ringtone
Budak-budak ni belum full grown
Tetapi sudah mengerti apa itu sexual moan.

Belajar setinggi langit tapi buat havoc
Bukan menatap buku tapi layan lagu rock
Tak salah kalau dalam kelas nombor tercorot
Cuma menjatuhkan harapan mak bapak la mangkuk!

I ain't writing to diss anyone
People just need some realisation
I can't solve world hunger
But we can change it day by day, together.

© Sher™

* This piece was performed at Poetry Night @ Bohemian Bazaar on 29th March 2014 held at Wariseni, Ampang. *

Malaysia

Malaysia
Bila aku dan engkau meminta, "lebih sos bang"
Di pandu lalu McD

Malaysia
Lesen kopi merata-rata
Double park di mana-mana
"Cik, lot tu untuk orang kurang upaya!"

Malaysia
Bila stuck dalam traffic jam
Co-driver kata, "eh lane tu lagi cepat la"
Bila swerve tak bagi signal
Kena lah satu middle finger

Malaysia
Nak je pandu dekat speed lane
Tapi bawak kete macam postman
Orang blakang main flash2 lampu
Bila orang depan tak nak bagi chan
Start la orang blakang rev enjin

Malaysia
Keluar tandas tak cuci tangan
Kalau cuci pun bukanya pakai sabun
Lepas cuci direnjis nyer jari
Habis lantai basah, tissue semua tak main
Nak selamatkan dunia kata nya

Malaysia
I tak tau apa beza premier ngan champion's league
Yang I tau, time2 ni tak yah la pegi kedai mamak
Penuh dengan peminat-peminat bola
Bersorak-sorak, walaupun bola tak masuk goal
Football slalu nyer start 1,2 pagi
Record MC esok pagi paling tinggi
Whatsapp kat boss, "sakit perut la, makan kat McD."

Malaysia
Satu-satunye negara yang berbilang bangsa
Warna kulit tak menjadi penghalang
Mulut tu je kadang-kadang!

Peace.

© Sher™

* This piece was performed at Poetry Night @ Bohemian Bazaar on 29th March 2014 held at Wariseni, Ampang. *

1-minute Story #2: Wake up in the morning and you have changed gender

*yawnnn*

"Good morning, Meeko!"

*woof woof* *lick lick lick*

"Go fetch me the newspaper, good boy."

Last night's date with Mr Hunk didn't went on as I planned. He was supposed to make me go "Ohhhh God! YESS! Ohhh God YESS!". Instead, Mr Hunk is not much of a hunk in the southern region. Mr Tinkerbell couldn't even get it up!

To make up for my yearning...

(slide open side table's drawer)

"Aha! There you are!" And I was greeted with a buzzing sound.

I still have my red lacy lingerie on. Picked it up from La Senza, mind you. Now where is that buckle... *snap!*

.................

*woooofff woooofffff woooffff woooo*

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Good morning, darling! I was wondering when you will get up. I figured I let you sleep a little longer. I know you must be tired.. from all the hip action last night. *giggles* Not many men can get me to climaxed through penetration. But your technique.. Ooooohhhh it gives me shivers even just thinking about it!"

*Faint*