Havoc

Lagu #havoc menjadi inspirasiku
Musik kini bukan macam dulu-dulu
Aku masih ingat lagu 'Kau Ilhamku'
This tajuk berry the powderful.

'I lick your lips, you lick my ice cream cone.'
Terdengar cebisan iPhone ringtone
Budak-budak ni belum full grown
Tetapi sudah mengerti apa itu sexual moan.

Belajar setinggi langit tapi buat havoc
Bukan menatap buku tapi layan lagu rock
Tak salah kalau dalam kelas nombor tercorot
Cuma menjatuhkan harapan mak bapak la mangkuk!

I ain't writing to diss anyone
People just need some realisation
I can't solve world hunger
But we can change it day by day, together.

© Sher™

* This piece was performed at Poetry Night @ Bohemian Bazaar on 29th March 2014 held at Wariseni, Ampang. *

Malaysia

Malaysia
Bila aku dan engkau meminta, "lebih sos bang"
Di pandu lalu McD

Malaysia
Lesen kopi merata-rata
Double park di mana-mana
"Cik, lot tu untuk orang kurang upaya!"

Malaysia
Bila stuck dalam traffic jam
Co-driver kata, "eh lane tu lagi cepat la"
Bila swerve tak bagi signal
Kena lah satu middle finger

Malaysia
Nak je pandu dekat speed lane
Tapi bawak kete macam postman
Orang blakang main flash2 lampu
Bila orang depan tak nak bagi chan
Start la orang blakang rev enjin

Malaysia
Keluar tandas tak cuci tangan
Kalau cuci pun bukanya pakai sabun
Lepas cuci direnjis nyer jari
Habis lantai basah, tissue semua tak main
Nak selamatkan dunia kata nya

Malaysia
I tak tau apa beza premier ngan champion's league
Yang I tau, time2 ni tak yah la pegi kedai mamak
Penuh dengan peminat-peminat bola
Bersorak-sorak, walaupun bola tak masuk goal
Football slalu nyer start 1,2 pagi
Record MC esok pagi paling tinggi
Whatsapp kat boss, "sakit perut la, makan kat McD."

Malaysia
Satu-satunye negara yang berbilang bangsa
Warna kulit tak menjadi penghalang
Mulut tu je kadang-kadang!

Peace.

© Sher™

* This piece was performed at Poetry Night @ Bohemian Bazaar on 29th March 2014 held at Wariseni, Ampang. *

1-minute Story #2: Wake up in the morning and you have changed gender

*yawnnn*

"Good morning, Meeko!"

*woof woof* *lick lick lick*

"Go fetch me the newspaper, good boy."

Last night's date with Mr Hunk didn't went on as I planned. He was supposed to make me go "Ohhhh God! YESS! Ohhh God YESS!". Instead, Mr Hunk is not much of a hunk in the southern region. Mr Tinkerbell couldn't even get it up!

To make up for my yearning...

(slide open side table's drawer)

"Aha! There you are!" And I was greeted with a buzzing sound.

I still have my red lacy lingerie on. Picked it up from La Senza, mind you. Now where is that buckle... *snap!*

.................

*woooofff woooofffff woooffff woooo*

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Good morning, darling! I was wondering when you will get up. I figured I let you sleep a little longer. I know you must be tired.. from all the hip action last night. *giggles* Not many men can get me to climaxed through penetration. But your technique.. Ooooohhhh it gives me shivers even just thinking about it!"

*Faint*

1-minute Story #1: Confusion

He says, "I want to live. But I don't want to kill you either."

You give it a thought for a moment with an objective to produce an answer, just to realise later that your mind is helter skelter.

I say, "If you refuse help, you're committing suicide!"

He says, "It's not suicide when you're already dying..." with his back towards me. 

And those words... those words.. They are ringing in my ears. Consciously vivid. 

And I thought, "He knows what he wants."

The ground I'm stepping on is paper thin. I probably looked unsystematic but I am less concerned about approval of others. 

"You're one of us now.", whispers I hear. 

I mouthed, "Who is 'us'?"

I let my eyes wander and I knew...

When I light up a candle...

As I slide into Harrods, as expected, you were there

You caught me looking, every vein in me felt aware

The store was full, but in a second, they vanished in thin air

Ever so charming, you reminded me of the late Fred Astaire.

I traced your physique with my dancing eyes, hoping you would notice

Tall, dark and handsome with your skinny tie, accompanied by your Armani suit

My body escalated into tingles, you positioned me into a candy-coated hypnosis

With a resonant deep voice you said, "Hey.", I quivered and went mute.

I twirled my invisible split-ends; I figured it was hardly a mortal sin

The benevolent touch of your hand was like Chardonnay, it made my head spin

You know how to work up my appetite, accompanied by tonic and gin

You said your name was Gerard, and then my alarm ring…

©Sher™

Thursday's Rambling

On Earth or high up in the wild blue yonder
There is zero difference between commoners and royals
As I drown deeper into the virtually detached atmosphere
I realise that to procrastinate is to be alkaloidal.

Sitting on the greens while pondering about life
Wishing that every fall is not a 10 on the Richter scale
Wishing that every stab is not caused by a knife
Tumbles are preferred to be on candy coated platform the size of a whale.

Volk Bus

When I paint my private dome

I was not aware that it'll take that long

So I took a turn in my 1968 Volk bus home

And then I realise that the turn is wrong.

© Sher™

Adakah kita hanya boneka?

Mereka kata

Kita hanyalah boneka

Forced to do the cha cha

Berbaris,

Mengikut atucara

No, aku tak akan terpedaya. 

Ekspedisi ini adalah antara hidup dan mati

Adakah perjalanan ini perlu mengikut polisi?

Atau kita diberi 'freedom of speech"?

Walau apa pun kita jangan saling membenci. 

Apalah susah hormat-menghormati?

Adakah hina untuk mengasihi?

Apa maknanya untuk mencurigai?

Tiada bangsa mengajar kita ini. 

Ingatlah kita insan biasa

Jangan biar badan binasa

Kalau ada yang terasa

Ampun diminta daripada semua.

© Sher™

Recited this poem in spoken words at 'Basikal untuk Brian' @ Merdekarya, 20th October 2013.

Bila tiba pagi

Sibuk di pagi hari

Terburu-buru membawa kereta

Laju dan laju lagi

Tapi masih sangkut di jalan raya. 

Membuka stesen radio

Tuk menghilangkan kebosanan

Siapa kata boyband tak macho?

"Bye, Bye, Bye" menjadi tatapan.

(I made you sing "Bye, Bye, Bye"!)

Sesudah tiba di pejabat

Mengheret punggung ke kerusi

Rakan sekerja meminta pendapat

'Bubba Gump Shrimp' atau 'Bulgogi'?

Boss bertanya, "Report tak siap lagi?"

Jawabnya, "Outlook saya mati"

Kembali ke rumah untuk mandi

Bantal di kepul, sedia untuk parti!

© Sher™

You be the judge..

For a person whom you have recently made acquaintance
You are allowed a certain amount of time to provide judgement
What might be, from one side, a fruitful mutual attachment
Could be, for the other side, a short-lived coalition.

© Sher™

Apakah?

Apakah maknanya cinta?
Bila dikau berpura-pura
Cintaku tiada pernah sangsi
Hanya kau bermain-main dengan hati.

Apakah maknanya berdua?
Dibelakangku kau berdusta
Aku tampil sebagai boneka
Untuk diperlakukan semata-mata.

Menanti angin salju
Pohon hijau melambai-lambai
Dedaun gugur ditiup lembut
Menunggu senja ditepi pantai.

© Sher™

Existence

Sarah Michelle Gellar has it

Usain Bolt has it

Kurt Cobain had it

Kristin Kreuk has it 

Liza Minnelli has it

Rebecca Romijn has it

Elizabeth Taylor had it

Vanessa Williams has it.

This story should be in the books

Illuminating like fireworks in the sky

Till our temporary brilliance turns to ash

We pull the darkness while we can.

Unshackling these chains around my ankles

Walking the path no creature knows

Please show me the reasons to fight

Under the skies of moonlit shining bright.

To take off that burden that persists

Through the protons, neutrons securing the frame

Why everybody must die to exist?

Isn't there some thing for everyone to reclaim?

Happy 10th Year Titanium-sary to me!

© Sher™