Saturday, February 28, 2009

Valley of the Dolts

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap050318.html


Something mysterious was happening in the South Wales recently.

Control: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"

Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."

Control: "Right."

Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."

Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"

Caller: "It's in the air."

Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."

Caller: "Ok."

Officers were duly dispatched to the scene and were radioed by the expectant controller.

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20. This object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."

Hope you readers had a laugh.

Cheers.

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